All the way from Palm Springs Just out of detox Show him a warm welcome Let's give some applause Greetings all, hello Welcome to my show I'm sure you'll have fun Watching me juggle Eight balls at one time I'm no fucking mime I play practical jokes This squirting flower That wasn't flour That blew up your nose It's my special blend Of X, coke, and K You should be okay In several hours He's got over sized shoes And ill-fitting clothes That is real blood dripping From his fake red nose I'm Cokie the Clown I will trip you down Those 12 giant steps I brought you all presents Against good judgment But being a good host You all have been dosed The kettle corn’s been laced The fudge has been lined You're having a great time But you might not recall From rohypnol In the lemonade Cokie homemade He's the happiest clown With the biggest frown He's Cokie, the clown