Well, I'm rumblin' in this JCB. I'm 5 years old and my dad's a giant sitting beside me. And the engine rattles my bum like berserk While we're singin, 'Don't forget your shovel if you want to go to work!' My dad's probably had a bloody hard day But he's been good fun and bubblin and jokin' away And the procession of cars stuck behind are gettin all impatient and angry, but we dont mind. An' we're holdin up the bypass oh Me and my dad havin a top laugh oh woah Sittin on the toolbox oh And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss So glad I'm not in school Oh no... And we pull over to let cars past And pull off again, speedin by the summer green grass And we're like giants up here in our big yellow digger Like zoids, or transformers, or maybe even bigger And I wanna transform into a Tyrannosaurus Rex! And eat up all the bullies and the teachers and their pets And I'll tell all my mates that my dad's B.A. Baracus Only with a JCB and Bruce Lee's nunchuckas And We're holdin up the bypass Weh Oh Me and my dad havin a top laugh Weh Oh weh oh Sittin on the toolbox Weh Oh And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss So glad I'm not in school And we're holdin up the bypass Weh Oh Me and my dad havin a top laugh Weh Oh I'm sittin on the toolbox Weh Oh And I'm so glad I'm not in school, Boss So glad I'm not in school - Said I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB. I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB. I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB. I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round And we're holdin' up the bypass Weh Oh Me and my dad havin a top laugh Weh Oh And I'm sittin on the toolbox oh And I'm so glad I'm not in school, Boss So glad I'm not in school I said I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB. I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his Aw, I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB. I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.