Hey there, baby We met out on the dance floor You pressed your body Up against me all night long I know what's on your mind Our souls are entwined In a passionate embrace The look in your eyes Says: Take me tonight Well, I've got just the place A place where we can be alone Unless my mom and dad are home Welcome to my parents' house My mom left out some snackies I bet you're feeling horny now So why don't we get nasty, nasty, nasty? Yeah Hush now, baby You seem like a keeper But your high heels are so loud My dad is a light sleeper, uh I got my very own room And tons of free food What's your favorite juice? We've got mango and apple And guava and apple So many fuckin' fruits My mom buys pizza rolls for me Can you believe this shit is free? Welcome to my parents' house A king must have his castle That's my grandma's basset hound He's such a sassy rascal, aren't you, Marvin? Shh! Parents' house Parents' house We're gonna bring the funk tonight I'm getting the top bunk tonight Drop and thump that junk tonight Like a 360 dunk tonight Mom's cake is chocolate chunk tonight This party's getting crunk tonight We're sparkin' up that skunk tonight 'Cause I'm your disco hunk tonight Danny? Uh, mom! S-sorry, sorry, every-everything's fine You need to go to bed Okay, good night Welcome to my parents' house Let's use our inside voices (Shh) Sometimes my mom just hangs around To make sure I make good choices Hit it! Welcome to my parents' house Parents' house Parents' house Dad, I'm supposed to have the downstairs to myself tonight (Parents' house) Get out of here, I said I'm on a date! (Parents' house) You always do this when I say I have company over! (Parents' house) And you ate all the ham in the fridge, and you said you wouldn't! (Parents' house) Yes, it's a girl! Whatever! (Parents' house) (Parents' house) (Parents' house) (Parents' house)