(We're not lucky even at Christmas) It was supposed to be a merry Christmas But everything went wrong from the start The turkey was burned, the tree was falling And the snowstorm was separating us We try to make the best of the situation But the troubles kept piling up on us The power went out, the pipes froze And the songs turned into confusion Oh, what a deadly Christmas We hope it all ends soon Oh, what a deadly Christmas We hope we can get through We thought we might find some joy in the gifts But they weren't what we expected The sweater itched, the perfume stank And the toy was broken and small We decided to go out for some fresh air But we didn't know what awaited us The ice was slippery, the wind was cold And the snowman was mean and furious Oh, what a deadly Christmas We hope it all ends soon Oh, what a deadly Christmas We hope we can get through Maybe next year will be better Maybe we'll have some peace and love Maybe we will learn from this disaster And remember the true meaning of Christmas Oh, what a deadly Christmas We hope it all ends soon Oh, what a deadly Christmas We hope we can get through