[C] F
I'm in love with my right hand
C
Ohh yeah
[C] F
He is always there, when i need a 5 minute friend
C (G)
Ohh yeah
Am
And i can speed myself up
F
Slow myself down
(C)(C) (G)(G)(C)(C)
As long as there's no one else a-round
Am F
It's just me and my adult DVD
(power chords)
[Ab] [G]
And i can freeze the frame at my favorite part
[Ab] [G]
And pretend the the actress is here
[Ab] [A#] [Ab] C(bar on 8th)
I can pretend that Mandy Mammaries is here with me