[Justin Bieber (Lloyd Ahlquist)]: Look what the cat dragged Back from the dead Man, it looks like Chewbacca Wiped his ass on your head I'm the next Michael Jackson You smell like Betty White Here's some aspirin You're catching Bieber fever tonight Because my voice is incredible And your music is terrible Who even listens to classical anyway? Even Elise wants to do me And now you're right next to me I can understand why they used a dog To play you in the movies [Beethoven (Nice Peter)]: Sit down, son And let me give you a music lesson Ask Bach, I've got more cock than Smith and Wesson Never say never? You'll never be forgetting I crafted masterpieces That will last throughout the ages Your music gets you bitches on your Facebook pages! I'm commiting verbal murder In the major third degree My name is Beethoven, motherfucker Maybe you've heard of me? Not the Saint Bernard version I'm the real OG You wanna trade blows? You can't even hit puberty [Justin Bieber]: I've got Kim Kardashian In my bed backstage When's the last time your music Got anybody laid? I got a concert in five, So there's not much time left What else can I say? Your own music made you deaf [Beethoven]: I would smack you! But, in Germany, we don't hit little girls And I'm glad I'm deaf so I can't hear That piece of shit, "My World" There are crowds of millions Waiting to hear my symphonies You wanna be a little white Usher? Here, show them to their seats!