I Like Her and She Likes Her And I Think That She Likes Her Too I Contemplate That We Can Date But I Never Have a Clue Until One Day When I Was Waking Up With Her She Said This Is Weird Cuz I'm a Lesbian And I Can't Like You But I Said I've Always Liked You and You're the One For Me Can't You See That You and Me Were Meant to Be I Wish I Was a Lesbian Then She Could Be My Girlfriend She's the Coolest Chick I Know Lisa Will You Come to My Next Show? Let's Work It Out You're the Only One I Think About I Don't Care That You Like Chicks Although My Friends Say Forget About It Hey Hey Hey Hey The Agony Of Spots of Conflict We Could Have Had A Magic 8 Ball Tells Me Things Won't Be So Bad My Friends Will Say Let It Go Think I'm Dumb But They Dont Know She Likes Chicks But I Like Chicks Too Shit What Can I Do? I Wish I Was a Lesbian Then She Could Be My Girlfriend She's the Coolest Chick I Know Lisa Will You Come to My Next Show? Let's Work It Out You're the Only One I Think About I Don't Care That You Like Chicks Although My Friends Say Forget About It Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey It's Useless For Me to Pretend She Only Dates Lesbians I Guess She Never Will Like Men She's a Vag-it-ar-ian Useless For Me to Pretend She Only Dates Lesbians Useless For Me to Pretend She Only Dates Lesbians Useless For Me to Pretend She Only Dates Lesbians (What Can I Do) Useless For Me to Pretend (Cuz I Like You) She Only Dates Lesbians (And You Like Her) Useless For Me to Pretend (Can't You See) She Only Dates Lesbians (You and Me) Useless of Me to Pretend (Were Meant to Be) She Only Dates Lesbians I Wish I Was a Lesbian Then She Could Be My Girlfriend She's the Coolest Chick I Know Lisa Will You Come to My Next Show? Let's Work It Out You're the Only One I Think About I Don't Care That You Like Chicks Although My Friends Say Forget About It Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey It's Useless For Me to Pretend Cuz She Only Dates Lesbians I Guess She Never Will Like Men Cuz She's a Vag-it-ar-ian