They're coming to take me away, haha Remember when you ran away And I got on my knees And begged you not to leave Because I'd go berserk? Well You left me anyhow And then the days got worse and worse And now you see I've gone Completely out of my mind And They're coming to take me away, haha They're coming to take me away, hoho hehe ha ha To the funny farm Where life is beautiful all the time And I'll be happy to see Those nice, young men In their clean, white coats And they're coming to take me away, haha You thought it was a joke And so you laughed You laughed when I had said That losing you would make me flip my lid Right You know you laughed, I heard you laugh You laughed, you laughed and laughed And then you left But now you know I'm utterly mad! And They're coming to take me away, haha They're coming to take me away, hoho hehe haha To the happy home With trees and flowers and chirping birds And basket weavers who sit and smile And twiddle their thumbs and toes And they're coming to take me away, haha I cooked your food I cleaned your house And this is how you pay me back For all my kind, unselfish loving deeds Hah Well you just wait They'll find you yet And when they do they'll Put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt And They're coming to take me away, haha They're coming to take me away, hoho hehe haha To the funny farm Where life is beautiful all the time And I'll be happy to see Those nice, young men In their clean, white coats And they're coming to take me away, haha To the happy home With trees and flowers and chirping birds And basket weavers who sit and smile And twiddle their thumbs and toes And they're coming to take me away, haha To the funny farm Where life is beautiful all the time And I'll be happy to see Those nice, young men In their clean, white coats And they're coming to take me away, haha