Am [Verse 1] Am All these compliments, please G# Why you being so nice to me? G I see you furtively F Taking care of business Am I won't beg, I won't plead G# Darling I have dignity G It's a complex currency F I wouldn't expect you to understand [Bridge] Am Now I'm not saying I'm always right G# Just 99% of the time G And if I listen to your lies A# I'd be stupid, not just blind [Chorus] F Stand up, stand up, yeah C You've gotta man up, man up Am Oh now I ain't been imagining things G A# I put two and two together and I've got something F Stand up, stand up, oh oh oh C You've gotta man up, man up Am Oh now I ain't been imagining things G A# I put two and two together and I've got something [Verse 2] Am In the face of such charm G# What else is a man to do? G Oh no she's not too young for you F It's just that you're a little mature Am And it's not that you're weak G# Goodness no, I hear you speak G And birds are charmed from trees F But this one heard it all before [Bridge] Am Now I'm not saying I was never wrong G# Just 99% of the time G And consequently I A# I'm bidding this goodbye [Chorus] F Stand up, stand up, oh C You've gotta man up, man up Am Oh yeah, I ain't been imagining things G A# I put two and two together and I've got something F Stand up, stand up, oh oh oh C You've gotta man up, man up Am Oh now I ain't been imagining things G A# I put two and two together and I've got something [Instrumental] Am G# G F Am G# G F [Bridge] Am Now I'm not saying that I'm always right G# Just 99% of the time G I won't listen to your lies A#add9 I'm not stupid, I'm not blind [Chorus] F Stand up, stand up, oh C You've gotta man up, man up Am Oh yeah, I ain't been imagining things G A# I put two and two together and I've got something F Stand up, stand up, oh oh oh C You've gotta man up, man up Am Oh now I ain't been imagining things G A# I put two and two together and I've got something [Outro] Am I got something, I got something