This is not a Christmas This is not a Christmas song This is not a Christmas This is not a Christmas song The Christmas trees on fire Santa’s holding the lighter My parents are both liars I got gifts but want subscribers Thanks for the candy basket Oh, God, another jacket My stockings filled with acid Am I dreaming what just happened? This is not a Christmas This is not a Christmas song This is not a Christmas This is not a Christmas song My neighbors compete to see who can put up more blinding lights The kids all wish away the month 'cause they want presents in sight This year had Me so mad I’ve been bad Got coal that Is sitting under my tree I think that my Christmas has died This is not a Christmas This is not a Christmas song This is not a Christmas This is not a Christmas song When I was just a boy Christmas brought so much joy Couldn’t wait for the presents and laughter I couldn’t sleep late at night Looking for Santa with lights Those are memories I still remember Then I became a man Lost sight of who I am But right in front of me was the answer 'Cause on Christmas I feel joy And I turn back to a boy The answer is to stay young forever This is not a Christmas This is not a Christmas song This is not a Christmas This is not a Christmas song