I met Dorothy on a bus, I tried to show her the way I had those wonderful pamphlets, personally written by our leader, Robert Squelch But she didn't understand! She called me a wicked old witch! From Lemon county (Free press, get your free press) (Hey get your free press!) (Get your sound from underground) (Free press!) [Dorothy - Suzi Jane Hokom] Get the word, get the straight word General Westmoreland trades in his dog tags, for love beads [Goodie Witch - Jadine Vaughan] I'm a goodie and tasty witch I told Dorothy Upset Strip wasn't the place where it was at There was so many sirens and police whistles You couldn't hear the bongos and guitars anymore! [Dorothy] She told me to find the Wozard of Iz 'Cause if I found out where the wiz was I'd know where it was at [Goodie Witch] I told her to stay away from the Yellow-Green Road