We hate it when our friends Become successful We hate it when our friends Become successful Oh, look at those clothes Now look at that face It's so old And such a video, well It's really laughable Ah, ah, ah, ah Ah, ah, ah, ah Ah, ah, ah, ah Oh, oh, oh Ah, ah, ah, ah We hate it when our friends Become successful And if they're northern That it makes it even worse and If we can destroy them You bet your life we will destroy them If we can hurt them Well, we may as well It's really laughable Ah, ah, ah, ah Ah, ah, ah, ah Ah, ah, ah, ah Oh, oh, oh Ah, ah, ah, ah You see it should have been me It could have been me Everybody knows Everybody says so They say Oh, you have loads of songs So many songs More songs than they can stand Verse, chorus, middle-eight, break, fade Just listen La la la la la La la la la la La la la la la La la la la la