March, April, May She crammed night and day I hadn't seen her smile In a while March, April, May She crammed night and day I hadn't seen her smile In a while Staircase at the university She threw herself down And her head split three ways If you don't get three A's Her sweet daddy said You're no child of mine And as far as I'm concerned, you're dead If you don't get three A's Her sweet daddy said You're no child of mine And as far as I'm concerned, you're dead Staircase at the university She threw herself down And her head split three ways If you don't get three A's Her lovely boyfriend said Your shame is sure to stain The family name If you don't get three A's Her lovely boyfriend said Your shame is sure to stain The family name Staircase at the university She threw herself down And her head split three ways Ramming, jamming Pack 'em in, ramming Chock-a-block Power study, polish up And if it breaks your heart Then don't come running to me Ramming, jamming Pack 'em in, ramming Chock-a-block Power study, polish up And if it breaks your legs Then don't come running to me