Were you and he lovers? And would you say so if you were? On a forecourt On a Friday Passing my way Oh Were you and he lovers? And if you were, then say that you were! On a groundsheet Under canvas With your tent-flap Open wide A note upon his desk Ps: Bring me home and have me! Leather elbows on a tweed coat Oh! Is that the best you can do? So came his reply But on the desk is where I want you! So I ask (even though I know) Were you and he lovers?