Intro/Verse: E|-------------------------------------------------------------| r B|-------------------------------------------------------------| G|---5---5---5-5-----------------------------------------------| p D|---5---5---5-5---5---5---5---5-5--7---7---7---2-2-2--3-3-3---| A|---3---3---3-3---5---5---5---5-5--7---7---7---2-2-2--3-3-3---| E|-----------------3---3---3---3-3--5---5---5---0-0-0--1-1-1---| t Chorus: E|----------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------| G|--5--5--5-5--7--7--7--7-7--9--9--9-10-10-10-7-7-7---| D|--5--5--5-5--7--7--7--7-7--9--9--9-10-10-10-7-7-7---| A|--3--3--3-3--5--5--5--5-5--7--7--7--8--8--8-7-7-7---| E|----------------------------------------------------| (Intro x 13) (Play Intro/Verse until Chorus) My life a situational comedy Sit in front of the TV and watch me As my life unfolds in front of your eyes And you can hear it all in stereo Hi-Fi Not that long ago Was on a TV show It was called Diff'rent Strokes And people laughed at my jokes Not that long ago Was on a TV show It was called Diff'rent Strokes And people laughed at my jokes. (Chorus riff x 4) WHED AD YOU GARY? WHED AD YOU GARY? WHED AD YOU GARY? WHED AD YOU GARY? (Intro/Verse x 6) (etc, you get the idea...) Well, it wasn't long after The show collapsed, tried to become a movie actor Found out whenever I got in the car that "What you talkin bout, Willis?" doesn't go that far Was on a thousand Christmas specials and some game shows Quickly found out that the TV industry blows A cartoon show that didn't work I was an angel sent to earth and It all went by so fast WHED AD YOU GARY? WHED AD YOU GARY? WHED AD YOU GARY? WHED AD YOU GARY? Soon I got into a lawsuit with my parents They tried to take away my money, make me look bad Was on the cover of every tabloid on the market Tried to forget but people just can't get over it Soon I was hated Seems I was dated Why am I hated? Why am dated? Why am I dated? Why am I hated? Just want to dissappear From all the people I hear. WHED AD YOU GARY? WHED AD YOU GARY? WHED AD YOU GARY? WHED AD YOU GARY? WHED AD YOU GARY? WHED AD YOU GARY? WHED AD YOU GARY? WHED AD YOU GARY?