E You only love me for my big sun glasses D And my Tony Lomas A And my Dodge Dart classic A You said "I'll be Johnny and you be June B I'll ride with you to the moon" But guess what? [Chorus] E A B A E You can't ride in my little red wagon E A B A E The front seat's broken and the axle's draggin' E A B A E You can't step to this backyard swagger E A B A E You know it ain't my fault when I'm walkin' jaws droppin' like E E A B x3 E Ooh, ah, ooh, ah E A B x2 (Kick it) A B Dadadadadadadada Dadadadadada [Verse 2] E Oh, heaven help me I've been sewing wildflower seeds D And chasing tumble weeds But that's just who I be A And you're just trying to slow this rolling stone B But I'm on to you baby So guess what? [Chorus] E A B A E You can't ride in my little red wagon E A B A E The front seat's broken and the axle's draggin' E A B A E You can't step to this backyard swagger E A B A E You know it ain't my fault when I'm walkin' jaws droppin' like E E A B x3 Ooh, ah, ooh, ah [Verse 3] E Oh, you only love me for my big sun glasses And my Tony Lomas I live in Oklahoma And I've got long, blonde hair And I play guitar, and I go on the road And I do all the shit you wanna do And my dog does tricks And I ain't about drama, ya'll A And I love my apron B But I ain't your mama! So guess what? [Chorus] E A B A E You can't ride in my little red wagon E A B A E The front seat's broken and the axle's draggin' E A B A E You can't step to this backyard swagger E A B A E You know it ain't my fault when I'm walkin' jaws droppin' like E E A B x3 E Ooh, ah, ooh, ah