There's a photo of me being kissed by a dude And Annie Leibovitz trying to get me nude For those of you who think it's very crude I'm sorry that I'm not perfect I never stole a necklase or got a DUI Never cheated on my wife like that golfer guy So what? You could see a little boob from the side? I'm sorry that I'm not perfect And sure, I danced on a pole, people called it sinning But at least I didn't date a porn star And tell everyone I'm winning Woman: You Didn't make a dirty tape, and pass it along Man: You didn't text a photo of you dong Miley: Don't both of these things seem worse than a bong? I'm sorry (She's sorry) So sorry (So sorry) Really sorry.. That I'm not perfect!