G Em
Protein monster ate a sack of poison sugar
Am
Crawlin' out of the barn to the weeds to die
G Am Em
Rollin' his eyes... eyes, eyes
[Verse 2]
G Em
Mama molasses broke my glasses
Am
And the moon came up and we wiggled our asses
G Am Em
She's got red eyes... eyes, eyes
[Verse 3]
G Em
Marilyn Monroe pointed her toe
Am
Crawlin' out of the pool, from the water so cool
G Am Em
Camera flashes flashin' back from her eyes... eyes, eyes
[Verse 4]
G Em
The werewolf cries and everybody hides
Am
He won't be scared when he dies
G Am Em
Look in his eyes... eyes, eyes
[Verse 5]
G Em
Smokey the bear standing there
Am
And there's all the woods, all black and bare
G Am Em
Tears in his eyes... eyes, eyes
[Instrumental]
G Em
Am
G Am Em
[Verse 6]
G Em
You call me a bum, sleepin' through the day
Am
There was nothin' I wanted to say
G Am Em
I closed my eyes... eyes, eyes
