Ever had a hot date one of those can't wait and things go a little too far In the middle of a good night have you ever got right in the back seat of your car I said stand up have you ever been there Stand up identify Stand up tell us about it stand up testify Ever met a woman late night roamin' party till your money was gone Smilin' Mona Lisa loaded up your visa and took the bartender home I said stand up have you ever been there... [ guitar ] Thought I was a he man do it just for me man knew just what to do Thought I was a hero she rated me a zero said honey child you ain't through I said stand up have you ever been there... Stand up have you ever been there... Stand up have you ever been there...