Heard about Bach a right old fart who couldn't play ska Mozart thought he was really smart but he couldn't play ska Benjamin Britten a right old cretin who couldn't play ska Heard about Grieg out of his league but he couldn't play ska Tschaychovsky could never see why he couldn't play ska Mozart thought he was really smart but he couldn't play ska And Beethoven was a real no'one he couldn't play ska I wonder what the hell he was smoking When he wrote this he must have been joking Sibelius he made such a fuss when he couldn't play ska Sebastian Bach was a right old fart who couldn't play ska Brahms and liszt were positively pissed so they couldn't play ska And Beethoven was a real no'one he couldn't play ska I wonder what the hell he was smoking When he wrote this he must have been joking That Bizet was pretty upset when he couldn't play ska And Berlioz well nobody knows why he couldn't play ska Elgar knew there was nothing he could do do he couldn't play ska And Beethoven was a real no'one he couldn't play ska I wonder what the hell he was thinking When he wrote this he must have been drinking