We need to talk About the way You've been behaving We need to talk About the Christmas lights In your clothes We need to talk About the stranger In the kitchen We need to talk About the scissors And the silver foil I thank God You're so fabulously Odd Whatever is wrong with you Whatever is wrong with you Whatever is wrong with you Is so right for me We need to talk About the wedding cake And the wet suit We need to talk About the policeman Down the hall You're truly strange But it wouldn't do for us All to be the same Whatever is wrong with you Whatever is wrong with you Whatever is wrong with you Is so right for me Just right for me