Being a boy's like suckin' on a lemon and I judge myself by the adverts I see My deoderant hides the real me, these things elevate me above animals (Chorus) I feel like being a girl Being a girl Being a girl Being a girl Never tasted sweeter Oh, ho, ho I'm so boring my clothes wanna keep someone else warm, someone cooler Tax on cigarettes treats my cancer, these things elevate me above animals (Chorus) (Being a girl) Being a girl (Being a girl) Being a girl (Chorus)