Andy would bicycle across town In the rain to bring you candy And john would buy the gown For you to wear to the prom With tom, the astronomer Who would name a star for you But im the luckiest guy On the lower east side Cuz I got wheels And you want to go for a ride Harry, is the one I think you'll marry But it's chris that you kissed after school Well im a fool There's no doubt But when the Sun comes out And only when the Sun comes out Im the luckiest guy On the lower east side Cuz ive got wheels And you want to go for a ride The day is beautiful and so are you My car is ugly but then, im ugly too I know you'd never give me a second glance When the weathers nice all the other guys Don't stand a chance I know professor blueman Makes you feel like a woman But when the wind is in your hair you laugh like a little girl So you share secrets with lou But we've got secrets too Well one, I only keep this heap for you Cuz im the ugliest guy on the lower east side Cuz I've got wheels And you want to go for a ride Want to go for a ride Want to go for a ride