B
[Verse 1]
E B E B F#
My stupid boyfriend can't find his own house on a map
E B E B F#
My stupid girlfriend can make any question a trap
E B E B F#
My stupid boyfriend wants mommy to pick up his room
E B E B F#
My stupid girlfriend fills each day with impending doom
[Chorus 1]
E G#m
Oh, if only they'd come to a sudden end
E F#
Then you could be my stupid
B
Boyfriend/Girlfriend
[Verse 2]
E B E B F#
My stupid girlfriend thinks sex is some kind of sin
E B E B F#
My stupid boyfriend drinks only the stinkiest gin
E B E B F#
My stupid girlfriend just mumbles in her private code
E B E B F#
My stupid boyfriend takes any excuse to explode
[Chorus 2]
E G#m
Oh, if only they'd follow the overdose trend
E F#
Then you could be my stupid
B
Boyfriend/Girlfriend
[Verse 3]
E B E B F#
My stupid girlfriend takes hours to make up her mind
E B E B F#
My stupid boyfriend is always one sentence behind
E B E B F#
My stupid boyfriend loves nobody more than himself
E B E B F#
My stupid girlfriend's in love with her pet magic elk
[Chorus 3]
E G#m
We don't even like them so why pretend
E F#
When you could be my stupid
B
Boyfriend/Girlfriend
[Chorus 1]
E G#m
Oh, if only they'd come to a sudden end
E F#
Then you could be my stupid
B
Boyfriend/Girlfriend
