Drinking And Learning I rode books, cut my hair monthly, I ate cooks, I worked hardly, Always paid my bills, cakes I made, Don't was a drunk, of life I trade… Chorus: I caught a blond, Please give me a beer, I'm very crazy, but I, Don't have fear! Get for me the blond's number, I'm whizzed, finished the little plumper, Now I remember, your name is, Charlipse and she's university's miss… (Chorus) At my home, now yes, is party, That blond girl bring Patty, Your best friend, of the school, Bye , now, go to my bedroom… (Chorus) Beer, Screwdriver, Rum, Cane, Whine, Little Plumper, Cuba, Tap, Sugar Cane Brandy, Drugstore, Sex On The Beach, Caipirinha, Bulk-Maria, Tequila, Smirnoff, "Curió", White Rum, Orloff, Crazy Cow, Black Beer, Barley and Whiskey… (Chorus)