Asian + Akon: Yoo hoo, whee hoo Yoo hoo, whee hoo Gwen Stefani: Hey, look at me I just bought a new flat screen TV It was the biggest brightest picture that I've ever seen And I love my green tea and my small bonsai tree and any movie that is made by Ang Lee And my hybrid car that gets 35 mpg's I love the Asian race They're the smartest people in the world Even though they give up newborn girls They invented sake, and chicken teriyaki So I'm asking now, aren't Asians great? (aren't Asians great, Asians great) Asian + Akon: Sushi, egg roll Sashimi, baseball Gwen Stefani: They've always got something new Like a robot that can put on your shoe Karaoke, Connie Chung and kung-fu They built a great Big Wall But in their pants they're kind of small Plus Buddha and Hello Kitty too! (aren't Asians great, Asians great) Asian + Akon: Sour and sweet, bound feet Ping pong, bang gong Gwen Stefani: I love the Asian race They've done wonders with the automobile But they're not so good behind the wheel Some of them are commies But they gave us origami So I'm asking now, aren't Asians great? (Asians great, Asians great)