Used to be such a Dirty Girl I showed my kooch Making world news Sales have dropped cause I grossed you out You didn't care to see my pubic hair So now I'm Virginal I changed my slutty ways Covering up my thong I am Virginal Lets see if it will pay At least for this one song This ain't a sexy song today There's a drag queen in the wig There's a fat girl no one likes There's an anorexic twig My pierced nipples ain't in sight There's a sad boy lifting weights Gay guys kissing deep and slow But you won't see my wild state While you watch this video Cause I'm Virginal won't flash my ass for you Even if you beg Cause I'm Virginal I'm trying something new Closing up my legs No more sexy song for you Unless this don't sell then I'm going Right back to being whore