Inside the beaver's dam The beaver has a mantle The mantle has a trophy The trophy is for bowling Baby Inside the beaver's dam Somewhere, there's a chair The beaver's sittin' there Looking at that trophy Baby Inside the beaver's dam The beaver's wife is grumpy Because the beaver's lazy But still loves him like crazy Baby Inside the beaver's dam The beaver's baby's cryin' The beaver's wife is sighin' But man, look at that trophy Baby Inside the beaver's dam