You've been our hero since the day you escaped the rock in indian cave and beloach stole the golden kidso marcus almost lost his lid now abners gone you're in nepal and you've helped build the staff of rah sala helps you find the well of souls ark of the covenant is in some big hole you found the ark beloach died so you and shortround left shangi reggie followed you and now you've got to find the secret stones somehow you eat eyeball soup and monkey brains roaches and escaped from the chains you found the key ooh indy you're such a nutcase indiana joooonnneeesssindiana joooonnneeessswoooonnnneeeessss your dads not dead and lisas cute but she knows germany and hitler too but in the end she dies dead as a log did you know you're named after your dog once again you find what you're looking for holy grail of the Lord diamonds gold women rubies why didn't they ever make more movies