I'm tired of normie shit I'd prefer, 2D tits How's it going Mina-san? You know I have a dark tragic backstory that I think you might relate to! It's a bit sudden but, hear me out ok? Well, here goes nothing! Each day I play by normie rules Act my best, always keep it cool And it's been this way since I first started school But inside, I just wanna shout And rock with my 12 inch cock out! Say with pride, without even a shred of doubt! Cause the truth is 2D is best And I know I'm truly blessed Every day I see anime chests! Skill issue, yes But only they get me wet And real life people just make me feel depressed Yeah, I might be weeb scum Head empty and dumb But I'm still right when I say Anime makes me cum When they bounce up and down I can't wear a frown! I dream of motor boating them till I drown Yeah I know what you're thinking What a pick me, right? But let me tell you The only person I wanna be picked by Is a girl with big fat biddies No, don't think I need therapy Give me waifus and leave me be Already know the whole world is judging me Normie life is heartless and cold Boobs are soft, with warmth you can hold! Time may pass, but they never seem to get old! By the way, yes A-cups are fine! And if you're flat, I don't mind! Make up for it with a fat behind Booba is nice But a good ass adds some spice If she has both then I would pay any price Otaku trash indeed, but hey Don't you see A real person can betray But my waifu won't cheat Made of sugar and spice and everything nice To see her smile I'd make any sacrifice Of the human race I'm the number one disgrace But she, stays with me To live a life of lies Or anime thighs I'd pick the latter and kiss life goodbye Yeah, I might be weeb scum Head empty and dumb But I'm still right when I say Anime makes me cum When they bounce up and down I can't wear a frown! A waifu hater is the world's biggest clown The internet allows me to speak my truth! Do not believe the heathens when they say 3D is better! They can pry this 2bit corn out of our cold dead hands!