E Bm7 A E Bm7 A E Bm7 A E Bm7 A E [Verse] Bm7 A E Bm7 A E You played the part of the one who was taken down by dogs Bm7 A E Bm7 A E All I could think about was how a guy like me could fight them off Bm7 A E Bm7 A E And when you finally submitted to embarrassing capture Bm7 A E Bm7 A E Out of the corner of my eye I see my children in rapture [Verse] Bm7 A E Bm7 A E One night I got up and told my father there were witches in my room Bm7 A E Bm7 A E He gave me a baseball bat and said here's what you do Bm7 A E Bm7 A E When you have finally submitted to embarrassing capture Bm7 A E Bm7 A E Take out that baseball bat and show those witches some pasture [Break] Bm7 A E Bm7 A E Bm7 A E Bm7 A E [Verse] Bm7 A E Bm7 A E All you guys out there tryin' to act like Al Green Bm7 A E Bm7 A E All you guys out there tryin' to act like Al Green, you're all weak Bm7 A E Bm7 A E When you have finally submitted to embarrassing capture Bm7 A E B5 All you guys out there gonna wish you were Al Green