I wish i was a lesbian, and not a hetero. I wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go, And all their yucky yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo! I wish i were a lesbian and not a hetero! I wish i was a lesbian and that i wasn't straight. I'd sleep with women only. man, it would be great. I'd throw away my diaphragm, i wouldn't want to mate. I wish i was a lesbian, and that i wasn't straight! I wish i were a lesbian, i'd like to be a dyke. I'd sleep with k.d. lang. mel gibson, take a hike! I think it would be nice to love someone who was alike. I wish i was a lesbian, i'd like to be a dyke! I wish i was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung. It shouldn't really matter how somebody is hung. Other things are more important- like how you use your tongue! I wish i was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung! I dare casey kasem to play this! I wish i was a lesbian, and not a hetero. I wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go, And all their yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo (i hate that machis'mo!) I wish i was a lesbian and not a hetero.