chord key: G5 D5 C5 B5 G#5 E|--------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------| G|--------------7-----------5-------4-----2---| D|--5-----------7-----------5-------4-----2---| A|--5-----------5-----------3-------2-----0---| E|--3-----------------------------------------| intro: E|--------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------| D|-----0-(| let ring)--------------------------------- play 2x before singing: A|--------0--3---2---0------------------------------| E|--3-----------------------------------------------| I am such a loser I will never get a girlfriend (sing with the intro) I lead such a boring life I will never score on prom night on the words "score on prom night......." go into riff E|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------77777------55555----77777---------------77777---5----4-------------| D|---55555-------77777------55555----77777-----55555-----77777---5----4----5--------| A|---55555-------55555------33333----55555-----55555-----55555---3----2----5--------| E|---33333-------------------------------------33333-----------------------3--------| let the last 3 chords ring a bit Verse 1 Palm muted (hammer each chord) G D C D I would wish upon a star that I could get a date for prom night G D C D And that i wouldn't be the loser in the "Wheatus" video intro Chorus G D C D Why did cupid deal me such a crappy love life G D C D I dont know why he wont let me have some fun on prom night G D C D Is it because I stole his girlfriend in a previous life G D C B G# G Whatever was it couldn't be worse than what he is doing to me now riff Verse 2 G D C D I have a nightmare about this problem every time I G D C D Go to sleep I see myself dancin' with no date at all, the G D C D popular kids all have their partners dancin' on the dance floor,but G D C D I am sitting wishing I hadn't come to the ball...... INTRO start intro on the word "ball....." CHORUS riff Verse 3 G D C D There's this chick that I really like but I don't know if she likes me back G D C D but then the hot chick she came over I got excited and hit a boner G D C D I tried to cover it up while we were dancin' and romancin' G D C D But when I touched her ass she saw my trouser zipper...... INTRO CHORUS riff interlude E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|----------77777---55555---77-99-7-----------------------------------------------| 2x D|--55555---77777---55555---77-99-7-----------------------------------------------| A|--55555---55555---33333---55-77-5-----------------------------------------------| E|--33333-------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------77777---99----77----5----77---99---7-----------------------------------| D|--55555--77777---99----77----5----77---99---7-----------------------------------| A|--55555--55555---77----55----3----55---77---5-----------------------------------| E|--33333-------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|----------------77777----5-----4------------------------------------------| D|--55555---------77777----5-----4----5-------------------------------------| A|--55555---------55555----3-----2----5-------------------------------------| E|--33333-----------------------------3-------------------------------------| CHORUS end on G5 Order of song: INTRO RIFF VERSE 1 INTRO CHORUS RIFF VERSE 2 INTRO CHORUS RIFF VERSE 3 INTRO CHORUS RIFF INTERLUDE CHORUS END ON G5