A
Maybe next time you'll show up at nine-thirty
[Pre-Chorus]
Bm A
It's a special occasion
G#
I thought you knew
G N.C.
Everyone showed up
A N.C.
But you
[Chorus]
D
Fuck you for missing my birthday
A
Fuck you for making me cry
G
Now my makeup's ruined
A
And I really tried
D
Fuck you for calling the next day
A
To ask about last night
G
And how’d I end up telling ya I puked in the azaleas
A
And Mike lit the curtains on fire
[Outro]
E
You’re a jerk and you know it
G
But maybe next time
A N.C. D
You’ll be on time
