There's a rumour that you got A new girl and I don't come close She lives 'round the corner From your place and she drives her dad's Mercedes Oh, look at her, isn't she cool? Some would say a match for you Oh, what a gift to be in her shoes Dontcha know that I really like you And if you liked me too I could be your girlfriend You could be my dude You put her name on MSN With a red love heart emoticon But the 8 Ball, predicts you'll Be broken up by 9PM on Thursday I hope you don't think I'm being cruel Only I'm a better match for you Oh what I'd give to be in her shoes Dontcha know that I really like you And if you liked me too I could be your girlfriend You could be my dude Dude You could be my dude Dude I really like you And if you liked me too I could be your girlfriend I really like you And if you liked me too I could be your girlfriend You could be my dude Dude You could be my dude Dude