When I go out on a Saturday night I always wear my spandex, it's such a delight To match with my headband, don't mess with my spikes My nice leather pants, sure I got sweaty balls Nice old patches on my jacket All-over shirt stuck in my trousers Come on watch me being metal More metal than you'll ever be Army boots in, checkin' my spandex Leaving you guessing, what is in there Nice shiny balls, with an Accept tattoo Udod Dirkschneider eat your heart out