Em G
I think it's time
Bm D
For you to know
Em G Bm
The awful truth
D Em
The truth about me, and the truth about you
G
Cause you're a brand new species
Bm
Big cat
D
Space Nazis
Em
Robert Stack
G Bm
God damn it, gonna snap
D Em
Leonard Nimoy, Call me back (Call me back)
[Chorus]
G Bm
I try to call you every day
D
I'm rehearsing what to say
Em G
When the truth comes out (Of my very own mouth)
Bm
I've been working on a unified theory
D Em
If I make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out
G Bm
Cause I'm the right one
D Em
On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone
G Bm
I'm the only one
D Em
On your A.M., A.M. radio
[Verse 2]
G Bm D
Oh, I'm crying now
Em G Bm
Authentic tears
D Em
They flow out of me when I think about you
G Bm
Cause you're the only person in the world who'd understand
D Em G
Cause you're the only person in the world who'd understand the meaning of this
Bm
Oh My God
D Em G
I try and I try and I try to make you listen to me
[Chorus]
G Bm
I try to call you every day
D
I'm rehearsing what to say
Em G
When the truth comes out (Of my very own mouth)
Bm
I've been working on a unified theory
D Em
If I make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out
G Bm
Cause I'm the right one
D Em
On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone
G Bm
I'm the only one
D Em
On your A.M., A.M. radio
[Bridge]
G Bm
Don't hang up yet, I'm not done
D Em
I'm an expert, I'm the one
G Bm
The one who was right all along
D Em
Better to be laughed at than wrong
G Bm
I'm an expert in my field
D Em
UFOlogy, yes, it's all real
G Bm
Ancient aliens, it's all true
D Em
I'm an expert just like you
G Bm
And like you, I'm a genius before my time
D Em
Disbelieving, that's the real crime
G Bm D Em
Pretty soon they'll discover me in the Super-Sargasso Sea
[Chorus]
G Bm
I try to call you every day
D
What can I say
Em G
When the truth comes out (Of my very own mouth)
Bm
I've been working on a unified theory
D Em
If I make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out
G Bm D
Cause I'm the right one, on my touch-tone telephone
D Em
On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone
G Bm D
I'm the only one, on your A.M radio
D Em
On your A.M., A.M. radio
