Inside of everybody's head Inside of everybody's head There is a hum There's a hum There's a never-ending hum And no one ever seems to notice it No one seems to notice it You have never notice it Never, ever, never, ever Until now! Deep in the dankest corners of the human mind Of any given person that you happen to see There's rest a creature Or more specifically, a creature Hiding and sitting In the churning Boiling Philosophical pot Of self-aware chowder that we call though This creature has a name But it's different for each person Mine is named Corey And it looks like an armadillo In kiss-make up! Picture your spirit in a delicatessen In the slums of the universe Open sign dangling, daring all parasites Giving you mosquito bites Sucking the life out of all of your customers But fear not! It's your critter to the rescue Hum emanating from its lips And fear disappears As the parasite trips And land in a puddle And that's your rebuttal To the argument that you Weren't even listening to Because of the never-ending hum!