Mustache Lady Lookin' kinda shady Mustache Lady Not lookin' like a lady Mustache Lady Go to the salon Mustache Lady Gotta get that mustache gone Mustache Earwax Ex-Lax And a pair of slacks Whoooooooooooo Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh Mustache Lady You're lookin' like a man Mustache Earwax Ex-Lax And a pair of slacks Mustache Earwax Ex-Lax And a pair of slacks Whoooooooooooo Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh Mustache Lady You're lookin' like a man