In the middle of the night When the stars are high All the pretty people come alive Practicing their moves And their little white lies Trying to catch a glimpse Of the other side Of course I'm well, I'm staying at the Star Hotel That's where I fell, A broken bottle and an empty shell Of course I'm well, I'm staying at the Star Hotel You might as well enjoy yourself In the middle of the day With the curtains drawn The band will serenade While the girls keep warm Underneath the sheets They sip their wine Elegantly wasting all their time Of course I'm well, I'm staying at the Star Hotel That's where I fell, A broken bottle and an empty shell Of course I'm well, I'm staying at the Star Hotel You might as well enjoy yourself If you're looking for a kiss and tell There's a room at the Star Hotel Spend the night with me she said At the bottom of the wishing well Everybody's got a soul to sell At the bar of the Star Hotel You might as well enjoy yourself