I Got The Clap And My Knob Fell Off

E|--------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------|
D|-5--5-5-5-5-7--7-7-7-7-5--5-5-5-5-3--3-3-3-3| x2
A|-3--3-3-3-3-5--5-5-5-5-3--3-3-3-3-1--1-1-1-1|
E|--------------------------------------------|
 
" I got the clap and me knob fell off,"

E|-------------------|
B|-------------------|
G|-------------------|
D|-5----5------------|
A|-3----3------------|
E|-------------------|