Am7 I woke up this morning C Em Didn't recognize the man in the mirror G C D Then I laughed and I said, "oh silly me, that's just me" Am7 C Then I proceeded to brush some stranger's teeth Em G But they were my teeth, and I was weightless C D Just quivering like some leaf Am7 Come in the window of a restroom C I couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean Em G But it was a monday, no a tuesday C D No wednesday, thursday, friday Am7 Then saturday came around and I said C Em G C D "who's this stupid clown blocking the bathroom sink? " C Am All he ever wanted was to be someone in life That was just like Em G All I want is to just have fun C D Live my life like a son of a gun C Am If I could be one thousand miles away Am7 C Em G And still me would I stay? Am7 Then I woke up one morning C Em Didn't recognize the man in the mirror G C D Then I laughed and I said, "oh silly me, that's just me" Am7 C Then I proceeded to not comb some stranger's hair Em G C D Never was my style Am7 C But I couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean Em G Because it was a monday, no a tuesday C D No wednesday, thursday, friday Am7 Then saturday came around and I said C Em G "who's this stupid clown blocking the bathroom sink? " C D But he was sporting all my clothes Am7 C Em G I gotta say I'm pretty pimpin' C Am All he ever wanted was to be a man But he was always Em a little too cute G C D To be admitted under marbles lost C Am He was always a thousand miles away Am7 C G D While still standing in front of your face Am7 Then he woke up this morning C Em Didn't recognize the boy in the mirror G C D Then laughed and said, "oh silly me, that's just me" Am7 C Then I proceeded to brush some stranger's teeth Em G But they were my teeth, and I was weightless C Just quivering like some leaf D Am7 Come in the window of a restroom Am7 C But I couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean Em G Because it was a monday, no a tuesday C D No wednesday, thursday, friday Am7 Then saturday came around and I said C Em G "who's this stupid clown blocking the bathroom sink? " C D But he was sporting all my clothes Am7 C Em G I gotta say I'm pretty pimpin' I woke up this morning, didn't recognize the boy in the mirror I woke up this morning, didn't recognize the boy in the mirror I woke up this morning, didn't recognize the boy in the mirror I woke up this morning, didn't recognize the boy in the mirror I woke up this morning, didn't recognize the boy in the mirror I woke up this morning, didn't recognize the boy in the mirror