I was perched outside in the pouring rain Trying to make myself a sail Then I'll float to you, my darlin' With the evening on my tail Although not the most honest means of travel It gets me there nonetheless I'm a heartless man at worst, babe And a helpless one at best Darling, I'll bathe your skin, I'll even wash your clothes Just give me some candy before I go Oh, darling, I'll kiss your eyes and lay you down on your rug Just give me some candy after my hug