Well call this number now Even though I'm feeling low myself I'll try and help Talk for as long as you can afford Pay me with your idle chatter I'll give you my usual patter You may be mad as a hatter Voices never tell chorus If I fill a space that so is hollow Surely peak rate doesn't matter Rule the world and marry Francis I'm sorry that this call is tapped So there's no trouble After 10 the rates go double But if you are on a roll We'll carry on long distance kissing I'll be the brunette that you are missing Well if I could see your eyes Maybe I could take you as sincere But as it stands, you're just a joke for the girls in the bar Please don't think your name is sticking As you watch your units ticking I know if I ask you to hold Ask me if you carn chorus Tell me what you want and I'll be what you want