E I found someone new who treats me better E B She don't bitch about things we ain't got E When I sing this tune it don't upset her B E She's half your age and twice as hot (Verse) A Oh she wakes up every morning and she folds my clothes E Doesn't care about the strippers dancing at my shows A B She knows that I love her so I just wanted you to know (Chorus) E I found someone new who treats me better E B She don't bitch about things we ain't got E When I sing this tune it don't upset her B E She's half your age and twice as hot (Verse) A Oh she don't start trouble cuz she dont need drama E She likes it in the mornin' and she loves my momma A B I'm her big poppa an she's my little rock n roll (Chorus) (Chorus) E I found someone new who treats me better E B She don't bitch about things we ain't got E When I sing this tune it don't upset her B E She's half your age and twice as hot