I'm the sorta bloke that would like to think that if I could go back in time Banjo and Henry and even Ned Kelly would all be good mates of mine 'Cause they're piss pots, poets and outlaws and I can relate to that And I can relate to their attitude too, in a word, D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F That's spelt D-I-L-L-I-G-A-F, D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F and this is what it means Do I look like I give a fuck? D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F Am I being direct enough? D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F It's just another way of saying I couldn't give a fuckin' rat's arse, mate And do I look like I give a fuck? D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F Your turn (do I look like I give a fuck? D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F You see, it's stress relief made easy, it's simple and it works Just say, D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F next time you've gotta deal with dickheads, Wankers and jerks And when you go out, stick a D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F on your T-shirt or your hat And when some cunt's givin' you the shits, just say: Mate, read that That spells D-I-L-L-I-G-A-F, D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F Do I look like I give a fuck? D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F Am I being direct enough? D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F Just another way of saying: I couldn't give a fuckin' rat's arse, mate And do I look like I give a fuck? D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F Your turn (do I look like I give a fuck? D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F Do I look like I give a fuck? D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F Am I politically correct enough? D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F Just another way of saying: I couldn't give a rodent's rectum, mate And do I look like I give a fuck? D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F Your turn (do I look like I give a fuck? D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F Big finish (do I look like I give a fuck? D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F