Rocks Instead Of Rice

Long, white limousine pulls up to a church 
A sick part of me wishes it was a hearse 
I didn't get an invitation, but I'm here anyway 
And I don't care if I'm crashing theirbig day 

CHORUS 
Well, it might not be too christian of me 
And it might not be too nice 
But I wish we were all just standing around 
Throwing rocks instead of rice 

Long, white dress; this must be some kinda joke 
Virgin, please! She ain't fooling these folks 
If the thre of us were on Jerry Springer, 
I'd be pulling her hair 
And I'd kick that liying sack 
of shoulda-kown-better in the you-know-where 

CHORUS 

Well, the vows that they just said 
Sounded sweet and sincere 
Pace your bets 
My money's on less than a year 

CHORUS