Got - got - got - got rice bitch? I'm the nicest Everybody call me slay, I slice shit I'm the stuff in the curry, I'm spicy My bling-bling Kristi Yamaguchi icy The Slaysian mother I stay reppin' for my people who Ain't got no voice, there ain't no other Yeah, I got a lot of pride and I wanna share it All my Slaysians, make some noise! (Whoo whoo) Everybody wanna be like us Wanna look like us Wanna dress like us Want success like us Want tech like us Want the hair and the food Have some babies by us I can't blame em' Cause I fucking love being Asian Went super sayian, then turned into a Slaysian Tryna rid the world of cultural appropriation You don't agree? Then whatchu sayin'? If it ain't foreign it borin Hittin' em' swisher sweets, straight scorin' Car peelin' off the lot like orange Ice grillin' George Foreman If it ain't foreign it borin' aye If it ain't foreign it borin, it borin' If it ain't foreign it borin' aye Ice grillin' George Foreman Yeah, I've always been this lit Yeah, hair color like pancit Yeah, haters be so inggit Yeah, aye nakakainis Yeah, yeah I switch it up in Tagalog Yeah, when I'm pullin' up its a bagyo Yeah, yeah I'm that bitch, walang bago Yeah, keepin' it salbahe in the barrio Stop tryna erase our existence by kids Know white people to playin' our roles I won't allow my people to roll mountains of chopsticks and rolls Walang hiya Slaysians it's our turn to let our stories be told At the end of the day where they roll with their homies I'll let that their hands to the stove, yeah If it ain't foreign it borin' You a fuck boy I'm ignorin' Got the crowd going wild while I'm tourin' Models poppin, cups pourin' If it ain't foreign its borin' aye If it ain't foreign its borin', it's borin' If it ain't foreign its borin' aye I smell a bitch Oo, I pull up Pull up in that skrrr, with the squad all foreign in a foreign I pull up Pull up in that skrrr, with the squad all foreign in a foreign I pull up Pull up in that skrrr, with the squad all foreign in a foreign I pull up Pull up in that skrrr, with the squad all foreign in a foreign, yeah W-what's up y'all, it's ya girl K Rizz aka Slayrizz Aka the Filipino Prrrrrrrinsesa, aka the Slaysian mother Ya heard?