Runnin' whiskey by the moonlight We're the buzzin' fuzz's plight Don't think you could take us in a fight! We're professionals in our field Step to us, your fate is sealed! The Moonshine Mob don't never, ever yield! In our web of influence I'm da one what knocks da sense Into nosy busybodies' heads Eight legs, all limbs underhanded Touch the venom? BOOM! You're dead! So why not turn around Get lost, and SCRAM instead! There ain't no booze like bug-brewed booze Da ones da mugs would always choose Da Inkwell peoples learn da news From their first sip of tarantula juice! Here to beat out prohibition Shell da gin out, dat's our mission We run da town, da Mob will always win! Runnin' whiskey by the moonlight We're the buzzin' fuzz's plight Don't think you could take us in a fight! BINGO-BONGO We're professionals in our field Step to us, your fate is sealed! The Moonshine Mob don't never, ever yield! The party never stops when the Moonshines hit the town And there's juice to down The cruelest scandals, scamps, and thugs Can't resist the jitterbug Spifflicated, drinkin' by the jug 'Cause it's just business, see? We're gettin' by It's do-or-die Here on the streets Our speakeasy's swingin' Jivin' junkies singin' To the barrel's sound! Near or far for giggle water As our guest grow ever hotter Someone's gotta keep 'em in the mill Dance the night away with me Don't you clap on one and three! No wet blankets in this house of thrills! This fancy flapper's got the moves To sell the booze Get in the groove You wiseguys know that it'd behoove you To fill up your head hooch! Here to beat out prohibition Shell the gin out, that's our mission We run the town, the Mob will always win! Runnin' whiskey by the moonlight We're the buzzin' fuzz's plight Don't think you could take us in a fight! We're professionals in our field Step to us, your fate is sealed! The Moonshine Mob don't never, ever yield! Our pint-sized enterprise Built beneath the copper's eyes Our racket, no surprise Rakes the dough in! Them bug, they make the trip To have a little sip! And if they don't pay the tip? Well, bambinos, 'course youse knowin' How dis nose works, you can guess What happens to non-payin' guests! I was just thinkin' I'd like a snack! Slurpslurpslurpslurpslurpslurpslurpslurpslurp Cross us, and lickety-split In my snout, you'll surely fit Youse da victim of an anteater attack! Haha! Call me bouncer, make 'em bounce Youse cups and cops, I'm gonna trounce Don't speak in tongues My tongue'll pounce Dish out da hurt, no small amounts! Here to beat out prohibition Shell da gin out, dat's our mission We run da town, da Mob, we always win! That's it, folks! We got a knockout! Here's the victor of the bout! Adulation, fortune, fame, and clout! NOT!!! Thought you won? You'll learn to fear The boss of the racketeers! Listen up, you better be all ears! More than a brawl is surely brewing 'Cause the Mob's got whiskey stewin' Even if the cops are suin' Got rich quick through naughty doings! Wanna scrap? Lets escar-go! The real McCoy has come to throw! On our turf, the Moonshines run the show! Here to beat out prohibition Shell the gin out, that's our mission! We run the town, the Mob will always win! HAHAHAHA!!!! [Outro: All] Runnin' whiskey by the moonlight We're the buzzin' fuzz's plight Don't think you could take us in a fight! We're professionals in our field Step to us, your fate is sealed! The Moonshine Mob don't never, ever yield! LET'S MAKE A DEAL!