Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? Holy balls Who's a YouTube star we all admire? A drunken miner, who just retired To become a part-time chef, plus a diver Hark the herald, It's Markiplier! A friend of Slender, and a star designer But he's not a doctor you'd want to hire (Nope) A gravitational law-defier He taught a gosh darn shark to fly, word Like a bird, he'll drop a sky turd Amnesia, he forgot a lighter Mark's a guy who's one tough survivor But he'll run and hide because he's not a fighter Who's your daddy? Markiplier An awesome father, not what I heard He met a hot ghost and tried to wife her Also, he's an awful biker Who likes to ride over-sharpened items Not like it was hard to find 'em Sexy Mark can fill your heart's desires He'll pick up chicks, and drop one-liners He's so hot his hair could start a fire Don't be shocked, if Mark is tired Like a guard who worked for five long all-nighters He's on the clock, someone start the timer Was that Foxy? Hope he's not a biter Nevermind, it was just Darkiplier Not gonna lie, it's hard to rhyme words When you got a name like Markiplier His Draw My Life had us all inspired I teared up and I'm not a crier I would rather light my farts on fire Then ever stop watching Markiplier That was weird, I'm gonna stop right there I'll sing the chorus while I dye my hair You've shocked, you've scared, you've surprised Just take us along for the ride When you laugh, we laugh And we've cried with you When you crap your pants You know we do too You're the man who's leading All of us down a dangerous road Remember, when you start screaming That you will never scream alone Green light, red light Green light, red light Green light, red light Green light, red light Where'd he come from, where did he go? Nope, nope, nope, oh, I'm so boned! Nothing wrong here, all fine and dandy! I'm the king of Five Nights at Freddy's Also known as the King of Squirrels And he's always smooth when he talks to girls Hey, baby, just so you know All you gotta do is press B to blow Watch your back for the crazed butt-stabber I'm so brave! That doesn't matter! Punch him straight in the Gabba Gabba! Gotta go fast, go faster, faster! How did his feet get spun around backwards? Why is he covered in pancake batter? Stand up, put your hands up! If you're a fan of staring at bananas! (Woo) Boo! Jumpscares galore! Don't break your chair and end up on the floor! You do you And I'll do me! And we won't do each other Probably Having fun? I was starting to! Till it became a dick-punching party dude! Hosted by the one and only Markimoo! What'd you eat? That's a lot of poo! You've shocked, you've scared, you've surprised Just take us along for the ride When you laugh, we laugh And we've cried with you When you crap your pants You know we do too You're the man who's leading All of us down a dangerous road Remember, when you start screaming That you will never scream alone Oh, you're so weird You're so weird Oh, you're so weird You're so weird Here's a look, far from weird! Pink mustache, zero beard! See this man, you'd best steer clear! Sources say he should be feared! He don't take no shit from nobody! If you mess with him you're gonna get bloody! Oh no! He's dead! Wilford Warfstache knows what's best! Markiplier's kinda like Slim Shady He's got a lot of faces, all of them are crazy They'll make you laugh They'll make you cry I will see you In the next video Bye-bye! You've shocked, you've scared, you've surprised Just take us along for the ride When you laugh, we laugh And we've cried with you When you crap your pants You know we do too You're the man who's leading All of us down a dangerous road Remember, when you start screaming That you will never scream alone